How About That of the Day: Still bummed out about that BTTF date turning out to be a fake? This should cheer you right up: Lisa Simpson’s wedding ceremony from the sixth season episode “Lisa’s Wedding” takes place tomorrow.
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I’ve been reading a lot of Jack Handy quotes lately, it’s a really easy way to get an instant laugh. If you’ve never heard or seen the “Deep Thoughts” bit from SNL back in the 90’s click the link above so you can see why it’s so good.
Here’s a favorite of mine:
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”
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This is awesome in so many ways. Mostly because it’s a simple guide to happiness.
The best story you’ll ever hear about a lost camera:
A Nikon point-and-shoot camera was found on a beach in Florida. The guy who found it used clues from the photos to find out the camera had come from Aruba.
He posted the photos to Aruba.com where a teacher recognized one of her students in the photos, and the camera was returned to its owner.
But, how’d the camera get from Aruba to Florida???
…A TURTLE.
And the turtle even made a video. (what a talented turtle!) See it here!
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain, 1835-1910